Bossier City – Today (June 7) from 12:00 PM to 8:00 PM, Pauly D is turning the Horseshoe into the ‘Shore’-shoe. Everyone’s favorite original Jersey Shore cast member will be spinning records, melting faces, and showcasing an epic blowout at the first of many “Splash Saturday” events at Horseshoe’s DARE Dayclub/Ultra Pool. Tickets are available for $25 here, or go to the DARE DayClub Facebook page for more information.
Sure, you may not be the fist-pumping, YOLOing type; maybe a dirt road and a sixer of Natty is more your speed on Saturdays. Whether you unapologetically love Affliction/Ed Hardy or you unapologetically love watching people who love Affliction/Ed Hardy, you need to be at DARE pool today. Whatever your motive, this is going to be pretty fun.
So now that you’re planning on showing up, you need to know how to properly prepare for the awesomeness that is about to unfold. We’ve broken down the prepping into three easy steps, and if you were a fan of Jersey Shore, you already know what those are. We leave those in your hands now:
Do you even lift, bro? Before you head over to DARE, you need to blast your pecs just a bit. Note: you MUST do it in front of the mirror while making sexy eye contact with yourself.
Just because of the health risk, we’re going to make this step optional and suggest you go for the spray-on version.
Bro, you can’t YOLO in a dirty polo. Make sure your cloth is clean before you show up.
Have a great time everyone. And, please, YOLO responsibly.